Meet the Alchemists

George George is a ghost dog from Texas haunted by the loss of his tractor, his wife, and his favorite stick. He's also haunted by himself because he is a ghost. Boo! Scared ya!


Milo If you've got a problem, Milo will punch it until it's not a problem anymore. Then she'll probably punch it some more if it really bothered her. That's how you get things done!


Devin Most pirates drink lots of orange juice to prevent scurvy, but Devin drinks milk to keep his bones strong! Landlubbers beware, this greedy skeleton is no bonehead!


M.J. A friend in need is a friend indeed, and M.J. needs friends! When M.J.'s not watching movies and playing games from the 80s, they're arguing about them on the internet!


Andrew Hey baby, is the gym missing an angel? Not if Andrew has anything to say about it. While most fairies prefer to fly, Andrew always jogs. Can't miss leg day!


Joan Cars. Comics. Sunglasses. If you're looking for the coolest cat in high school, you've found her. Please form a single file line for autographs and make-outs.


M.O.D.E. M.O.D.E. (Machine Optimized for Disastrous Encounters) is the forefront of Russian Alchemy Engineering, much to the chagrin of Russian Alchemy Engineers.


Lars Lars teaches poetry at one of the most prestigious universities in the world. It is rumored that he has read every single book ever written at least twice.


Alice/Ana Apparently demons are admitted to this tournament. Literal demons from the underworld. Eh, we let in a ghost dog and a skeleton pirate, so why not?


Laila With two Ph.Ds under her belt, Laila is quite the package. And by that I mean she ditched a career in mathematics to deliver mail. That's the joke.