You dig through the Archives of the dungeon and pull out an ancient text:

Once there was a baby who was really chubby and self-conscious about its weight. The baby did not have a gender because it was also a robot. It beeped and drank non-fat milk sadly. Thus was the life of Jenkins the supercomputer. It never got any better.

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